Introduction

I am big d. I recently finished a seven month job at Walt Disney world. I will tell you about my experiences and how they were not what they promised me when they recruited me. If you are looking for a blog that tells you all the dirty secrets behind the “magicalness of Disney”, look elsewhere. While I will not tell you anything that will compromise this, I will tell you the truth behind working there, living there, and how they treat you when you are of no more use to them anymore. The different stories will involve things like how I was treated by not only the different employees, but how I was treated by guests and how I must have ruined a thousand vacations because of my job. How I got in trouble for doing my job “too well” and drawing attention away from the characters. Also, the way I was almost discarded from the Disney college program because I got injured, but they couldn’t because I pulled some really nice legal shit. And by doing that it started a three month stint of doing jobs not even an illegal immigrant would do (and I am not cracking a joke or making fun of illegal immigrants in any way, I am just going off the old stereotype that they do a lot of jobs most people do not want). And lastly, making so little money that I lived off of ramen noodles and one dollar Pringles. All the stories I will share are true and factual to the best of my recollection. I may change some names to protect the few people I actually care about that are still down there in Florida. Once again, I am not going to tell any secrets in this blog. I just want anyone thinking that they want to work for Disney one day to hear my experiences.